I don't suppose that's you?
Go play mahjong.
I'm going. But staring can't help.
Go down and buy something.
Go play mahjong.
Be brave. Otherwise, I'll go for you.
No. Just go play mahjong.
You sure?
He has psychological barrier.
Biological barrier?
No, psychological.
What barrier?
He can't be touched.
That's good, so he can't hurt you.
Is that all? I'm going. Ciao.
There's something else.
What?
He's illiterate.
It's nothing, I can teach him.
What?
You seeing an illiterate boy?
Go play mahjong.
Good-bye.
It's so cute.
Really?
Moon!
What's that?
Why does it have a tail?
This isn't a tail.
Just a scratch by Nerdy.
Are you not mad at me?
Mad? He can't thank you enough.
If you hadn't be yelling that day...
Nerdy wouldn't have the nerve to ask her out.
That's enough. Let's eat.
Someone's blushing.
Coochie, it really works.
Coochie.
Let's go to a karaoke.
I can woo you with my songs!
Little girls, am I cute?
Pervert. Let's go.
I look like one?
Are you a ghost? You scared me.
Doggie tried hard to get your application form.
Return it if you don't want it.
It's too silly, I'm not interested.
Excuse me please?
What do you want from me?
Nothing. I rather like exploring the city.
But you never stepped outside this neighbourhood.
So what?
Would you like to tango?
Tango?
So, are you interested or not...
Or you just have no guts?
Youths don't mean what they say nowadays.
Didn't you say you weren't interested?
But look...
Courage returns once you started to dance.
You're out-of-bound.
The venue is a bit far...
But "lT'S A PUSHOVER"...
is not as silly as you imagine.
Pushing and shoving is good for health.
Didn't you say you weren't interested?
Courage comes back once you started to dance.
Can I have an application form?
One more please?
Sorry, only one form for each person.
Can I have a form?
Sorry, only once in a lifetime.
This is my first time today.
Can I have a form please?
I told you, only once in a lifetime.
It's really my first time.
I really mean it. Once in a lifetime.
Take them all.
What's up?
A completed form for you.
Why are you all pushing me to play this stupid game?
Because you are scared.
Since when have you become so frank?
Let me give it to you straight.
Thanks, but no thanks.
It's tiring to rip up all these forms.
You can mail out the rest.
Actually, it's not that tiring.
I used to do it often when I was small.
Why? Because I couldn't spell.
Dad would hold my hand...
To write my name Hyland...
Very forcefully.
He'd hit me if I made a mistake.
So I tore up my exercise book everyday.
That's why...
I hate being touched.
I was going to force you, but now I won't.
Are we better acquainted now?
I'll hand in the form for you.
And many other more, to make sure that you're in.
See you there.
Hyland
Positive!
Negative!
Force!
Why attack me from behind?
The back is the weakest point.
To win, you must attack from behind.
I thought you weren't coming.
I come to see him.
Can you help me one more time.
Is it about you and Hyland?
Will I see him at the venue?
I don't think I can help.
Don't want this the only way to touch you.
I know you think I'm a pervert.
I just act on instinct. Is that wrong?
I'm sorry
Thanks for listening, I feel much better now.
Baldy is waiting.
He's dying for a close encounter with the Japanese nymph.
A close encounter? It may be worse.
Not necessary. Have faith in yourself!
You look awful without confidence.
Is this the dress code?
I should have entered.
Who's Hyland? Is he here?
Yes, he's in the bathroom.
Stop running around.
Five more minutes.
There're liars and there're liars.
Smarty, go help her...
To see if she will be disappointed.
Sometimes there is only one outcome.
2 more minutes. Non-contestants please leave.
Is your friend still in the bathroom?
He should be...
I'm here.
This is fun. Why didn't you tell me?
Thank you. I can handle it.
So disappointing.
Sorry, I'm late.
It took a while to get out of the neighbourhood.
Hyland
It's rather ugly, but I'll keep practicing.
Get changed.
"lT'S A PUSHOVER!"
Sasako...
Here's our Miss Sasako!
What Ultra Power? It's just high wire.
Hello everyone! I'm thrilled to be in Hong Kong...
And seeing so many of you here tonight.
I'm looking forward to meeting the champion...
For a really close encounter.
How did No. 8 get thrown out of the ring?
What kind of kung fu was used? Let's have a replay...
Now I know what went wrong.
What?
I was too excited.
Sasako, Sasako...
Sasako.
Hurry, don't let anyone see you.
Yeah!
Only two contestants left; who will win?
Who will have a close encounter with me?
Don't get over excited!
Don't move, and he can do nothing.
Yes!
Positive. Negative.
Force!
You guys are so low.
Oh, you're also an Ultra-guy.
Done!
Coochie.
Thanks
A real close encounter.
I'll keep this on. Alright, you can go.
I'd rather die.
Excuse me, I want my bugs back.
Do you know what you're saying?
If Sasako hadn't put in a good word for you...
All of you would be arrested!
What? I'm not letting the bugs go.
No! You must set them free today!
Not today!
How about tomorrow?
Not tomorrow!
The day after tomorrow?
Help! Not even that!
What about the day after that?
The day after that...
Are you on duty? Chase them, call the cops!
Madam Junko, please don't call the cops.
I'll bring her back to apologise.
Come back in 10 minutes or I call the police.
Go back to apologise to Madam Junko.
Are you on her side?
I didn't mean that.
So?
The truth is we're wrong.
We shouldn't have let the bugs out.
So I was wrong to help you?
I know, but I never said I wanted to win.
So I was wrong.
Go back and apologise.
Sorry, I won't.
I did nothing wrong.
Please be reasonable.
People are frightened by the bugs.
Hyland, my last words.
I'm not going back!
But I've promised Madam Junko!
Stop it!
What?
That's enough!
What the hell? You went dippy by such a touch...
Goodness, you're hopeless.
Coochie! He touched my chest.
Coochie, Coochie...
Coochie!
What? Gone already?
And you said she's a friend?
She went off to celebrate. She'll be back.
See? She's back.
Isn't this a specimen?
Someone answers me?
You? I think I know you!
I'm not afraid of you, four-eyed creep!
Specimen! Oh my God, specimens!
We don't see each other. It's just a dream!
So you're all here.
Go home, it should be okay.
Go.
Okay.
Great, we can go home now!
Shut up!
Moon's abandoned us. We don't have a home.
No home? What about my honey?
They're all double-crossers.
Coochie, it's all your fault.
Coochie?
Where's Coochie?
Coochie!
Coochie.
No! Human beings are too cruel.
No wonder he didn't say a word.
He couldn't flee.
Coochie.
I told you human beings are complicated.
But you never said they are murderers.
I've always despised human.
Coochie thought they were his friends.
Now they'd betrayed him.
That's our lot. Can't help!
No!
We must take revenge.
Coochie
Coochie.
Coochie...
Coochie, did you get lost?
Coochie, are you back?
Get away from Coochie's food!
Go away!
The air is getting worse.
$10 for a mask, take one home with you.
Cool.
What do you mean?
The weather's cool.
It's going to rain.
And raining is cool.
Don't forget the flashlight.
What flashlight?
The air is getting worse, take one home with you.
The air is getting worse, take...
Coochie.
Auntie.
Since Coochie disappeared...
My heart has been aching...
My brain felt empty, and I wanted to cry.
I just feel drained.
Emptiness is a feeling of love.
Feeling of love?
It's simple. The moment you lost him...
You realized how important he is.
I started missing him,
since Coochie disappeared.
That's enough.
All this talking won't get us anywhere.
Let's seek advice from the wise...
Junior.
Auntie.
It's been 3,000 years since we last met.
You're still the joker.
But, let me count the days...
It's almost 50 years.
Auntie, I'm not joking.
I mean, another 3,000 years, and you...
Cut the crap.
Junior, can you feel something strange?
The bugs and the plants... are on strike.
Auntie knows my dad?
Your dad?
My dad usually sells strange goods here...
But they all sell quite well.
I've been suspecting that you and them are...
What?
Ultra-man.
The power of clairvoyance.
A man of wisdom?
Right.
I see.
Moon, let's go.
Where to?
To gather energy.
Want to go?
No.
In our world, insects are really great.
They loosen the soil, decompose dead bodies...
And carry pollen.
They also sacrifice themselves to feed birds...
To keep the food chain moving.
Auntie says the food chain was broken last night...
Very suddenly.
All the insects disappeared.
The plants stop breathing in carbon dioxide.
Right, my informants tell me that...
The bugs are on strike.
Come with me.
The fog is gathering swiftly.
It will soon envelop everything here.
By then, all living creatures may vanish.
Are they mad at us because I left behind Coochie?
And now this happens?
We must find the bugs.
Then, there's a chance.
If not, then we are doomed.
But how? Hong Kong is so big.
That's why you're here. You have power.
But our powers are limited.
And we aren't professionally trained.
It's time that I unveil my mystery.
In 1951, when I was 16...
It's in early winter; there was a disaster...
Auntie, let's cut to the chase...
That history made me realize that...
The most powerful energy on earth...
Are love and courage.
But my realization came too late.
A strange northwest air stream...
Is moving towards Hong Kong
The air in Causeway Bay area is highly polluted.
In two to three hours...
The area will turn totally dark.
For your safety, please stay indoors.
The current is expected to dissipate this evening.
Lady, you have been pondering for an hour.
Let me take the clothes off.
The heat slowed me down.
This one?
Are you colluding with your Dad?
You have no clue anyway.
Why not listen to him?
This one. Go on.
Are you all colluding?
No worry. Just play it.
This one, let go.
Good, a triple.
This one? Are you sure?
Of course.
Man, mine's a grand slam.
Grand slam? How?
I need to go out for a while.
Coochie...
Coochie!
Let me join in. I want to help.
I owe you an apology.
Alright!
Now we're fair and square.
Don't just there then.
C'mon, let's go.
No matter how far we've to go
I'll keep going with no fear,
And keep going forever.
I don't want to keep going forever, too tiring.
Gigi, Kelly, and Merlin, what are you doing here?
Auntie sent us.
She just sent us a SMS...
And asked to help finding the bugs.
Auntie?
You know her?
I don't know if we do. We never met.
Sometimes she sends us SMS to ask for help.
We always chat on net, and she's given us a name.
We're the Golden Retrievers!
Stop!
Let's split into 2 groups.
You guys go there...
And we go the other way.
Give me your hands, let me feel what'll happen.
And I'll know where to go!
Alright! Tell me if...
The two of us can have a future.
You come out from a toilet...
carrying a book under the bright sunlight...
It doesn't look like what should happen now.
Hey, that was yesterday...
And that's none of your business!
Try again.
I don't want to know.
I don't have a future!
It's so dark.
I see you throw yourself on her.
And you lie on the grass letting him.
Nonsense!
Believe it or not, but it's really a total blackout.
Coochie...
Coochie, show yourself.
Moon, I'll help you. Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't panic
We'll go everywhere to find
But his little body is easy to hide...
In the alleys or narrow lanes
Thanks for the flashy ladies
We're the fittest team,
And run faster than the wind
But where shall we go?
Got to have a plan
Where can we get a plan...
No need to panic
Don't panic
We'll do everything to help
Here's the strongest team on earth
A strong-minded force
The mole is our helm
With dirty hands and coarse voices,
The muscle men can be so reliable
Though all friends are ready to help
This werewolf may kick up a row
And we end up lost with no clue
So, where shall we go - clueless!
Where can we find a plan - disarray!
Where shall we go? We don't have a clue?
Tell me not to panic
We need someone to hold the helm
The park is so dark, where do we begin?
Moon should be our guiding light
Where can we find a plan?
Where shall we go? Do we have a clue?
Where shall we go? Do we have a plan?
Just don't panic
Coochie
Cool!
Stop it!
I can see them, they are down there.
Coochie...
What did you say?
They look really fierce,
Like ready to fight.
Coochie...
Stop
Over there.
So many of them!
Good, they've all come out,
Save our trouble finding them.
But they're in battle formation...
We're besieged!
Auntie says to find them, not to start a war.
Cool!
ChieCooo, ChieCoo...
They started it, we need a preemptive strike.
Positive! Negative!
It has a reason.
Coochie... is dead.
It's a mistake.
ChieCoochie... CooCoochiechie
ChiechiceCoochie! CooCoochie!
What are they saying?
Coochie was flattened by human.
We shall revenge his death.
No wonder they want to fight.
What do we do now?
Bugs are so cold-blooded.
An eye for an eye...
Coochie is smart, he must have escaped.
Moon, please tell him...
we should all have faith.
Coochie may still be alive.
Doubt it?
I'll count to three, and Coochie will be back.
One...
Two...
Three.
Coochie!
Coochie...
Ladies and gentlemen, it's showtime!
Coochie
What did he say?
He said when he was released...
He went to the toilet and so was left behind
They made a mistake.
But after Sasako left, he saw...
The 4-eyed creep smashing up a bug specimen
So it was only a specimen.
Big Horn made a mistake.
He wouldn't even leave a dead bug in peace,
That's too cruel.
So I tracked him.
And enticed him to a hornet's nest.
Uncle Hornet gave him a swollen face.
That'll teach him a lesson.
So, it wasn't our fault.
Let's go sing our hearts out.
Yeah, karaoke's my favorite.
The truth is out!
Not so fast!
By all means, human being is wicked.
Revenge is our virtue
They've never care about us.
Shall we go to karaoke? When Coochie was in danger...
Moon just ran away.
So, we are not friends...
Right!
And we will fight to the end.
Run!
No!
Please, don't! We're friends.
Friends!
Auntie!
I have a trump card for you.
A trump card?
What's that?
What is inside this paper bag?
This is my secret trump card.
It represents 30 years of my deeds and power.
Really?
It's something I bought by mistake years ago.
I never sold any of them
Honey?
Honey can soothe the nerves...
Remove toxicity and calm emotions.
Coochie!
Coochie.
Coochie...
Water, is there any water?
Coochie will die without water.
Water
Is there any water?
Coochie.
Coochie, Coochie
Good, we've made peace with humans.
We should go back to work.
Bingo!
My first win in over a decade.
What did you go out on?
One-bamboo.
That's a four-bamboo.
This is the one, and that's a four!
Hey, don't mess with me.
You're messing. That's a four-bamboo.
Are you bullying me because I'm a woman?
It's not the same.
I learned something this time.
You should always confess your love.
If you love someone, tell him...
I...love... you!
I love you.
I...love... you!
It's off my chest now.
It sure feels good, doesn't it?
I may even like you when you're more mature.
I really may!
Stop!